Old Rock Dudes with Meg Ryan Hair

Okay, not a “rock dude,” but STILL. This is like Meg...

Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:26:57 -0400

Okay, not a “rock dude,” but STILL. This is like Meg Ryan started listening to AFI and got an after-school job at Hot Topic.

Joe Elliott of Def Leppard. “In the name of love,”...

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 17:36:45 -0400

Joe Elliott of Def Leppard. “In the name of love,” please stop it with this haircut.

I love how this picture makes it look like he’s going,...

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 17:50:06 -0400

I love how this picture makes it look like he’s going, “Which ladies blouse should I wear to the show?”

Okay, so the guy from Hanson is far from old, but this counts...

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:15:16 -0400

Okay, so the guy from Hanson is far from old, but this counts because it looks like a picture that women would rip out of a magazine and take to their hairdressers to demonstrate the style they want — like it’s gonna be the new “Rachel ‘do.”

This photograph embodies everything this page believes in.

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:38:18 -0400

This photograph embodies everything this page believes in.

The O.G.

Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:37:15 -0400

The O.G.

In a pinch I would seriously ask this person if they had a...

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 14:35:12 -0400

In a pinch I would seriously ask this person if they had a tampon I could use and not think twice about it.

That dude (?) from Hanson.

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 14:34:13 -0400

That dude (?) from Hanson.

I can’t believe they let this guy into men’s...

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 18:37:48 -0400

I can’t believe they let this guy into men’s restrooms. Look at his horrifying MAN CLEAVAGE!

Okay, this technically isn’t an example of Meg Ryan hair,...

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 18:35:53 -0400

Okay, this technically isn’t an example of Meg Ryan hair, but DUDE LOOKS LIKE SUCH A LADY HERE. Bret Michaels looks like he is these skanks’ MOTHER. This could be a poster for “The House Bunny” starring Bret Michaels.

Tasteful highlights, Cornell. It looks like you use the same...

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 13:00:32 -0400

Tasteful highlights, Cornell. It looks like you use the same Clairol Frost & Tip kit my mom does.

A little on the butch side, but Limahl clearly comes from the...

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 12:59:08 -0400

A little on the butch side, but Limahl clearly comes from the same school.

This is just a straight-up mom haircut. No getting around that.

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:26:33 -0400

This is just a straight-up mom haircut. No getting around that.

John Taylor: more like HUNGRY LIKE THE COUGAR! Har! (Get it?...

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 12:02:00 -0400

John Taylor: more like HUNGRY LIKE THE COUGAR! Har! (Get it? Because he’s got a 45-year-old woman’s hairdo, harrrrrr.)

I DON’T WANNA BE ANYTHING OTHA THAN WHAT I’VE BEEN...

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 13:21:00 -0400

I DON’T WANNA BE ANYTHING OTHA THAN WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYNA BE LATE-LAY! Even if you cram that shit in a hat, you still got lady hair my brother. (Gavin DeGraw is totally a guy that would call other dudes “brother.”) Also, we’re not entirely sure that this isn’t a photo of a woman performing at the Lilith Fair.

I thought this was Ellen DeGeneres and Portia di Rossi before I...

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 15:26:49 -0400

I thought this was Ellen DeGeneres and Portia di Rossi before I realized it was MR. AND MRS. KEITH URBAN. (I should have known Ellen would never rock a chain wallet.)

It’s a good thing his name is in this picture or else you...

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 16:59:07 -0400

It’s a good thing his name is in this picture or else you probably would have thought THIS WAS A PICTURE OF YOUR MOTHER. He looks like an ’80s supermodel or something! It’s like Christie Brinkley in an old Cover Girl ad with a 5 o’clock shadow.

Matt Sorum, or an older, slightly haggard woman on her way to a...

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 16:55:00 -0400

Matt Sorum, or an older, slightly haggard woman on her way to a business meeting in cold weather? (She’s more of a Miranda than a Samantha.)

Rzezzers from the Poo Poo Dolls is the personification of this...

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 15:44:00 -0400

Rzezzers from the Poo Poo Dolls is the personification of this whole movement.

Oh, the irony of being the former lead singer of Haircut 100. ...

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 15:43:11 -0400

Oh, the irony of being the former lead singer of Haircut 100. More like GET 100 HAIRCUTS.